sometimes I’m just like SEEEEXXXXXX

other times I’m just like LOOOOVEEEEE 

but right now I’m just like NAAHHHHHHH

Anonymous: I'll never unfolllow you :)

yoooooo you don’t suck

every time I lose a follower I’m just like “yooooooo you suck”

Anonymous: I would totes join your riot-grrrl band, but I think I'm just too hardcore for that. Don't wanna rock too hard ya know?

you are about as hardcore as the “porn for women” section on pornhub

(meaning you are softcore)

Anonymous: call in sick to work

I was thinking about that but I literally just started and I want to leave a good impression

I AM CRYING BECAUSE I REALLY REALLY WANT TO GO SEE THE STANLEY KUBRICK EXHIBIT AT LACMA BUT I WORK THIS WEEKEND AND NEXT WEEKEND AND MY MOM WORKS DURING THE WEEK SO I CAN’T AND THE EXHIBIT LEAVES FOR FUCKING AMSTERDAM SO I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE IT EVER AND MY MOM WON’T LET ME FUCKING DRIVE WITH A FRIEND OR ANYTHING

la-peach: idk y u get so mch h8 i men i think u r pretti h0t so y r ppl bein such p0opholes lyk jealoz much?

u took the wordz outta my mouth 

Anonymous: 1/10 try again

ur jus jealoz

one of my coworkers and I had a nice discussion about punk music and Stanley Kubrick today

I love finding out people like cool stuff

finding out that one of your classmates you don’t even talk to that much thinks you’re really cool and is obsessed with you is one of the best feelings ever

STOP

TAKING

PRIDE 

AND 

ADMIRING

MENTAL

ILLNESS